I am the Marker Thief!

I recently noticed that the markers were disappearing out of the classroom I teach in. I was annoyed. I wondered, "Who keeps taking the markers? Why can't people just leave the markers in the classroom?"

I went back to my office after class and noticed that there were two markers sitting on my desk. I realized I was the marker thief!

I must have picked up the markers without much thought and brought them back to my office. (Yes, I do realize that this leaves me as qualified for the absent minded professor award.)

Jesus said, "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?" (Matt 7:3).