Thursday, December 3, 2009

Overheard Conversations

I sometimes enjoy the snippets of conversations I overhear. Here are two recent ones.

1. Elderly lady walking next to elderly man in the library:

"I want to hold your hand. I haven't seen you all afternoon."

2. Sixth-grade boy to a teacher at my school.

Sixth-grader: "Where did you get your bosoms?"
Teacher: "What!? That is not appropriate to say to a woman."
Sixth-grader: "What's wrong? Patrick said that bosoms was another word for shoes."

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